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vennstiel:

giraffepoliceforce:

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

It dawns on me that electing Chef Boyardee might mean free ravioli for everybody. Shit, I’m writing in Chef Boyardee.

folkdad:

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

the lesbian flag is so pretty why don’t we use it more

it’s so nice look
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the fact that most of the people reblogging this have never seen the flag before really says a lot

stuck-inasmalltown:

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

itachijpeg:

me: *understands one word without subtitles*

me: im practically fluent

psychosuperlock:
“ Concept : Everything is the same in Phantom of the Opera but the Phantom wears this mask
”

psychosuperlock:

Concept : Everything is the same in Phantom of the Opera but the Phantom wears this mask

slytherindeathscythe:

soprana-snap:

theinturnetexplorer:

This professor gets extra credit.

GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR

@the-angst-alchemist

sonypraystation:

tumblr drags in 2012: this blogger is sexist and you probably shouldnt follow them

tumblr drags in 20XX: this blogger is literally casting spells in your backyard, if youre not a level 42 mage do not approach

timsutton:

cosmictuesdays:

Sometimes I think about how this scene fully justified paying for that movie ticket.

all these years and i JUST noticed that he sleight-of-hand’s his death stick away

warblettie:

tifarei:

sarcastic-clapping:

im smol and ready 2 brawl

ive never related more to a post in my entire life

@thebreadoverlord I feel like you would do this

caffeinedeathwarrior:

I keep seeing these fics where Dean is all smooth.  Dean is not smooth.  Dean is an obnoxious kindergarten student trying to get his crush’s attention, and he goes about it like THIS.

god-sam-it:

PRE-PROM DUEL 2016

heathenphil:

Why did nobody inform me before that Oak does a dramatic coat swish to show off his fancy tailored pants?